If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?

Good lord people- i've tried and tried.. but i have quickly realized i can not live without an air-conditioner... or at least a cool basement...

I've been taking about 3 COLD showers a day, sleeping with 3 fans on me.. and i still sweat like a fat kid chasing a cheeseburger...

AND tomorrow i have to start packing- in this heat? i don't think so.
I think it just might be a beach day if this humidity keeps up.

Any suggestions????